Bigfoot, Sasquatch, the Yeti, the Almasty, the Abominable Snowman – the world is peppered with so-called ‘ape men’. Not that any of said creatures have fallen into the hands of homo sapiens. Not until now at least.
Yes, CasinoReiewsLand can confirm that the Orang Pendek, the ‘mythical’ man-beast of Indonesia has finally walked out of the realms of fiction and into the pages of fact.
Almost as extraordinary as the news of the discovery of the primate are the circumstances in which said encounter occurred.
“I was just drinking a latte in my local branch of Costa when the ape man pushed open the door and knuckle-walked up to the counter,” explained practical jokes salesman Lirpa Loof.
“He then pointed at a biscotti which the barista proceeded to hand to him, or her. And with that, it was off. He didn’t even bother to pay!”
Pictures will be available the moment the film comes back from Snappy Snaps.